Beyond about 15 minutes, that is. Scientists are now studying his brain. Meanwhile, I’ve been thinking about the upside of this condition:

• I assume you would never feel guilt or remorse for any sinful act you committed — no need to confess, redress or atone for what you don’t remember doing.
• You would never stew for days about missed opportunities or stupid decisions.
• You would never be bothered by the saddest words of tongue or pen. (“It might have been.”)
• You could never be criticized for forgetting a spouse’s birthday, your wedding anniversary date, etc.
• And try as you might, you would not recall Michael Moore’s last movie, Paul Krugman’s last editorial or Barney Franks’ last appearance on “Meet the Press.”

“Memories”